Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
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yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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