She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Damn victory sex feels great
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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