I hate all girls vehemently.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
soo... how was my night?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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