I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
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Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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