he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
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I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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