I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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