I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
