wakey wakey hands off snakey
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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