So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
Randomize