You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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