So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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