I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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