We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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