Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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