Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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