I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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