you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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