office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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