Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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