Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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