new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.