Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.