return my video game
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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