I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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