I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
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