Fine. I'll sleep in my office
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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