Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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