I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's never too late to be topless.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
