so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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