I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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