I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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