we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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