i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
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Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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