So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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