idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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