what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
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When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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