She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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