She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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