This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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