are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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