You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
