Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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