Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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