That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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