Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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