the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you would pick up someone in the library
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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