BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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