whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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