I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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