I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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