From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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