he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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