I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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