Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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