somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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